More nipple slips than alaska has snow

Just when you thought it was safe to go on TRL Canada braless and in a loose fitting top, along comes this photo of a Claire Danes nipple slip to show the world, literally, that if you take you mind off your tit only for a moment it’ll peek out…oops.

Let’s all learn a lesson from this Claire Danes oops nipple slip and keep out tits in the correct position. Or not so people like me can enjoy those accidental nudity moments. I personally don’t know what I would do without the internet. It’s not like I get to see celebrity nipple slips in real life.

That and seeing Claire Danes nude breast photos should be the bright spot to my day today. There’s nothing else as sexy that I have plans for. Well, maybe I’ll log into the celebrity paysite that I have a password to and babylon myself into celebrity nipple heaven for a few hours.

So you like celebrity nipple slips eh?

Just because her sister Jessica has admitted that she would do some plastic surgery later in life in case her boobs, which are real, get saggy, doesn’t mean that Ashlee Simpson is floating around the subject much.

That’s probably because Ashlee is more plastic than a little doll that shall remain nameless. Seeing this Ashlee Simpson nipple slip doesn’t help when trying to decide if those chest monkeys are real or not. It’s all good (they still say that right?) though because I would suck her nipples for a while either way.